Munich Octoberfest

Oktoberfest… you’ve probably heard about it.  Munich’s combination Bavarian beer festival and fair is so famous that communities in the U.S. and elsewhere have fashioned fall festivals after it.
Since you’ve heard so much about it, you really want to go… but do you know what to expect?

Are you planning a trip for October?  Well, wait a minute!  You’re going to miss it, or most of it.  It starts the third Saturday in September and is over by early October.  The festival lasts for 16-18 days.

It originated as a wedding feast fit for a prince in 1810, and apparently they had so much fun that it just kept going.

On the first day, it starts with a colorful parade through town to the fairgrounds, the Theresienwiese (called the Wies’n for short).  The Wiesenwirten, the breweries, have oompah bands and horsedrawn carts piled high with beer barrels.  The beer wagons and the draft horses are decorated, and there are lots of people marching and dancing along in traditional clothes.  If you’re lucky enough to be there on opening day, dance along behind the parade and follow them to the Wies’n.

There are currently fourteen big beer tents set up by the breweries.  You can choose your tent by beer preference if you like; we’ve always just chosen a tent where we were lucky enough to get a seat!

It’s free to get into the Wies’n grounds, you pay for food and rides as you go… and of course the beer.

Getting to the fairgrounds is easy…. There is public transportation.  It’s right behind the Hauptbahnhof (the central train station).  Just follow the crowds!  Most of the  beer tents open at 10:30 in the morning… a little early to start drinking, but you might want to grab a seat.

It’s harder to get a seat the later you arrive.  There are company tables/reserved tables.  Don’t sit there, but don’t be shy, do squeeze in where you can and get friendly.  In order to be served a beer at Oktoberfest, you must be seated.

Don’t worry if you can’t get into a beer tent.  Each of them has tables outside, and it can be easier to get a seat there.  You can probably hear the bands from outside.

Oktoberfest beer is potent stuff.  8 percent alcohol.  AND it comes in those LITER mugs.

Be sure to take plenty of cash, those beer toting beer maids don’t want to stop to swipe your credit card!  There are ATMs at the Weis’n, but the lines could be long.

Drinking all that beer, you’ll want to find a toilet.  Americans want to look for “restrooms”, but you need to look for “WC” or “toiletten”.  If you have a seat, make sure you leave a friend behind to keep it reserved for you.  If you leave a tent, it might be hard to get back in.

Walk around and see the rides and the rest of the fair.  There are plenty of food stalls outside of the tents, and lots of carnival type rides, both new and old style.

The Weis’n is a big fairground.  The ground is uneven, and if you wander to see all the rides, you’ll be walking a long way.  You’ll be walking to get to the the subway too, so wear comfortable shoes.

It’s very crowded, and you will probably get a little tipsy, so leave your valuables locked in a safe in your hotel.  By all means take your camera, but keep track of it.  All the caveats about watching out for pickpockets apply, but when you’re going to something like this, you should know that!

They close at 11:00 pm or midnight, but they stop serving beer earlier than that….  It takes a while to drink that whole liter!  If you stay until closing time, it is a mass exodus to the subway (U-Bahn or S-Bahn)…. but the crowd is mostly friendly drunks.

Reserve your room well in advance.  Rooms will be more expensive during the festival and hard to get.

If you know what to expect and you do a little advance planning, that September holiday to Oktoberfest should be lots of fun.